Say, "ARRR," me hearties

Avast, ye scurvy dogs, I say
It's National Talk Like a Pirate Day
So shout "ARRRR!" with me
As we head out to sea
To converse in the pirate way.

A Limerick

I went to the Chinese buffet
All you can eat--it's the American way
I scarfed 'til I puked
In the fresh egg drop soup
And the waitress said no more today